Mr. Wallington

My cousin invited my sister and I to go to his high school to see Mr. Wallington. Mr. Wallington is like Miss America except for guys. The guys have come up with their own names such as Mr. AX, Mr. Valentine, Mr. Napolean, and so on. The purpose is for the guys to dress up as girls and see who has the best eveing wear, talent, everyday wear, and speech about why they want to be Mr. Wallington and what would they do if they won. I thought it was very funny to see the guys dress up and wear heels. Some guys got very into the pagent. There were about ten contestants and the guys were escorted by the girls who were dressed in tuxedos. I thought is was funny to see the guys walking in heels and in dresses. They had to impress the six judges that were judging them. Some of the contestants would hit on the male judges and it was funny. They would be like I love you or I talk to you later baby. Then came the talent portion of the show. Each guy showed their talent. One played the drums, another sang a song "Since You've Been Gone," another was telling guys how to know what a girl is saying, and so on. I thought the funniest one was the guy who had a lesson on what to know what a girl is saying. One thing he said was that if a girl says give me five minutes, that means make yourself a sandwich and be comfortable because she needs about an hour or longer to get ready. Another thing he said was that when a girl says she's fine after a fight, she is planning on getting you back somehow and she is not fine. Then comes casual wear. After casual wear, the guys get dressed back up in their gowns and then they all come out on stage for the question part of the pagent. Each contestant goes up and picks a question randomly. Then they are asked that question and have to answer it. One question was if you can be any animal what would it be. The contestant answered a goose. After questioning, all the contestants get a rose and have one final walk. Then they announced who got third, second, and first place. I thought this was the cutest and funniest event I have ever seen. I would love to go back next year and see it again.